earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
to be fair this is the only thing protecting us from Do You Love The Colour Of The Poll
I’m watching The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 out of morbid curiosity and I can’t emphasize enough how ridiculously flamboyant this villain is. This isn’t even queercoding. They need to invent a new word for whatever Sarousch is.
Disney executive: We need an intimidating villain for The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2. A worthy successor to Claude Frollo.
Ricky from the animation department: Thgis guy’s name is Sarousch LeSérve-Cunte and if I don’t animate his gay face I’ll kill myself
HELLO???
Someone on Discord just told me to look up the cast on imdb in a particularly gleeful tone. I am afraid.
i miss when bots had urls like “jenny0047194” or “s8znmia802ng”. i just blocked one with the url “evilpond” and i think it is really fucked up that they are able to take these wonderful urls away from all of the real people who might want them
Hello! I’ve been doing some long, hard thinking about my current commission offerings.
TL;DR:
I am doing away with my “standard” menu (headshot/halfbody/fullbody/etc.) in favor of more experimental work.
Effective June 1, my commissions will close completely, including the waitlist.
If you want any of my current offerings, please let me know before then. You will be added to a final waitlist queue, with payment only required once I get to you.
If you’re currently on my waitlist, or are interested in what’s next, please see the bottom of this post. Once the final orders are complete, I will focus on relaunching.
Below is a more elaborate explainer of why I’m doing this, and what I’ll be doing next.
